A: Spring time.
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLIES!
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