Dec 2, 2014

Jokes

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 
A: Spring time. 

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? 

A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew". 

 Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? 

A: Never mind, it's over your head! 

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? 

A: Because he had no-body to go with. 

Q: What three candies can you find in every school?

 A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. 

Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack? 

A: One! After that its not empty! 

Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? 

A: A bellybutton!

 Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

 A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

 Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

 A: It saw the salad dressing! 

 Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 

A: SUPPLIES! 

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